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Al Qaeda Health Care Plan

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Full dental coverage for both teeth.

Beard transplants 100% covered.

Plastic surgery for females, not covered - but burqas are.

Fifty dollar co-pay on all camel-related injuries.

Orthopedic sandals (with note from your Mullah).

To see a specialist, must secure permission from your primary-care ayatollah

Vision problems? We've got patches!

Free coverage for first six wives, half coverage for every wife after that.

Al Qaeda doctors still will make cave calls.

Free subscriptions to New Kabul Journal of Medicine.

Free copy of the Jihad compendium as shown below